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Sunday, December 9

Online suitor who e-mailed me but has a better chance of walking into a room and meeting Elvis & Puff the Magic Dragon than a date with me - take 3

Stats: 5'5", 43-year-old man
Job status: ???
He seeks: women 18-35
Picture: profile shot, hat on backwards with his head looking completely down
All the info he lists: I'm really into this World of Warcraft thing. Just curious to see if there are any ladies out there, like I've read about in online stories. I've never met a female WoW player in real life! Do you gals look normal and everything? Got 10 fingers, and normal ears?

I can't make this stuff up people.

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