Stats: 50-year-old man
Job status: mail sorter during graveyard shift for USPS
He seeks: 18-35 year-old women
Picture resembles: child predator mug shot
Just happens to: have a large movie poster of Casablanca in his bedroom
I wish I could make this stuff up people!
Tuesday, October 23
Online suitor who e-mailed me but has a better chance of walking into a room and meeting Elvis & Puff the Magic Dragon than a date with me - take 1
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Luckily, it was an email. That way, you couldn't hear his heavy breathing.........
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